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"I have to always remind myself, 'judge the shoes, not the person'."

'See if they have another blouse. This one has a little stain.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

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'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Voltaire

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

Bishop with a crozier case.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

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"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

Couldn't you have used a smaller font?

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"