Fashion Decision Maker Gifts

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

In the Guru District

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Men's business romper.

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Gift"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'I'll take it!'

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

How would Madam like to pay?

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

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