Fashion Risk-taker Gifts

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'I don't have it in your size. Is that a problem?'

Crime rates drop 40% after prison uniforms are changed to neon pink floral patterns.

'That's not what I meant when I said you should change your habits!'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

"Gift"

"You're not only a shoplifter, you're someone with dreadful taste."

"Hi Mom!"

Dang. It looked right in the mirror.

Connor sports his new Silly String shirt.

Rapper's baggy trousers fall down on stage.

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'Why do I get the feeling we're being watched?'

'I thought HR had approved Pants Optional Fridays. No?'

'It can't fail!'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'Just curious, Dawkins, what does the corporate dresscode say about clamdiggers?'

Dare to be different?

How's that? Fine...(what the hell have you done to me?)

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

"Can we get down now - you know I'm scared of heights!" "So it's goodbye platform boots!!"

"Tia Carmen, come here! Do you like this shirt I got Baldo?"

"If you're going to wear red trousers, you have to accessorize."

"I sense a change in the weather! So I bought you this..."

The Cargo Business Suit

'A crawler? ME??? Nonsense!! And yes, my new boss is a lady. Why do you ask?'

'As a CEO, you've got to be on your best behaviour. That means to wear a different tie every day. Which one do you want for today - the one with the ketchup or the one with the ink spot?'

'Non-conformist.'

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

'Oh no, Fred. Tell me you didn't go to your annual performance review wearing your guy lineer.'

The Desert Thong

This is carrying casual Friday too far.

'You're qualified. I'm just a little put-off by your hattitude.'

'Bob is now Manager of Style Enhancement.'