Fashion Risk-taker Pillows

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'I don't have it in your size. Is that a problem?'

Crime rates drop 40% after prison uniforms are changed to neon pink floral patterns.

'That's not what I meant when I said you should change your habits!'

"Hi Mom!"

'Why do I get the feeling we're being watched?'

"Gift"

Dare to be different?

'Just curious, Dawkins, what does the corporate dresscode say about clamdiggers?'

Rapper's baggy trousers fall down on stage.

"You're not only a shoplifter, you're someone with dreadful taste."

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

Dang. It looked right in the mirror.

'I thought HR had approved Pants Optional Fridays. No?'

'Oh no, Fred. Tell me you didn't go to your annual performance review wearing your guy lineer.'

'Bob is now Manager of Style Enhancement.'

"Can we get down now - you know I'm scared of heights!" "So it's goodbye platform boots!!"

How's that? Fine...(what the hell have you done to me?)

'You're qualified. I'm just a little put-off by your hattitude.'

This is carrying casual Friday too far.

The Desert Thong

'A crawler? ME??? Nonsense!! And yes, my new boss is a lady. Why do you ask?'

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

'Non-conformist.'

'As a CEO, you've got to be on your best behaviour. That means to wear a different tie every day. Which one do you want for today - the one with the ketchup or the one with the ink spot?'

'Do you think I'm over-dressed? Its a first date.'

Red and Yellow dress

"I'm wearing an underwired bra in a thunderstorm."

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

Socks and sandals

The Cargo Business Suit

"If you're going to wear red trousers, you have to accessorize."