Fashion Risk-takers Pillows

"Wearing a thong out in public...DISCUSTING!"

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

Men's Wear. With that fashion statement, it's lucky for you that we have the first amendment!

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Gift"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

Crime rates drop 40% after prison uniforms are changed to neon pink floral patterns.

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

Tattoo Parlour: A Bishop gets a 'Go the Demons' tat.

'It's a parasol - they don't know whether it will be rain or shine!'

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

"We have a fund with a new, advanced financial strategy but it hasn't been tested on humans.''

Connor sports his new Silly String shirt.