Shopping Risk-takers Pillows

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

End the Winter Blues

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Gift"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'Basically it's a stock that if a chain of near miraculous events would happen to occur, you'd make a bundle.'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Beware of stimulus plans.

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

Down on Her.

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

Gambling on office building construction

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

Crime rates drop 40% after prison uniforms are changed to neon pink floral patterns.

"It's time we start moving into this uncharted territory."

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."