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"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

Man in a Tuxedo

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'Dog got your clog?'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

That suit of yours is pretty appalling.

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

'You must have something in my size?'

"You look great."

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

Butterfly Bow-tie.

Do you have a larger suit in the same size?

'Cops and Rubbers.'

'- but I didn't think it meant a two-made-into one-suit, dammit!'

Saville Row surprise

All dressed up - Nowhere to go.

"Take me to your tailor."

Does my bank account look big in this?

'It is you, sir, but that isn't what we're after, is it?'

"Do you have this blouse in XXXXXXXXXL?"

"Oh, didn't you know? It's been changed to Black Tie Friday."

"It's old Mister Banks, the wealthy, establishment art figure!"

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

'This is a teeny. Do you have it in a weeny?'

"I love Italian boots."

"I bought it online...I guess size 2 is different in Europe."