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"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'Dog got your clog?'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

Man in a Tuxedo

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

That suit of yours is pretty appalling.

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

'You must have something in my size?'

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"You look great."

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

Saville Row surprise

All dressed up - Nowhere to go.

'- but I didn't think it meant a two-made-into one-suit, dammit!'

'Cops and Rubbers.'

Do you have a larger suit in the same size?

"Take me to your tailor."

Does my bank account look big in this?

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

'It is you, sir, but that isn't what we're after, is it?'

"Oh, didn't you know? It's been changed to Black Tie Friday."

"It's old Mister Banks, the wealthy, establishment art figure!"

'This is a teeny. Do you have it in a weeny?'

"I love Italian boots."

"I bought it online...I guess size 2 is different in Europe."

"Do you have this blouse in XXXXXXXXXL?"