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"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

That suit of yours is pretty appalling.

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Man in a Tuxedo

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Phone Mittens

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

'It says the artist got the idea while indulging in one of his hobbies.'

"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight."

"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."

Gallery Guide

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

Butterfly Bow-tie.

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

"You've hung this picture upside down!!"

"It's one of my early works from before I could afford paint."

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

"Yes, I'm sure it looked cute and clean, but I would sooner starve to death than eat lunch in a place called Jennifer's Biscuit."

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

"Mind wiping that scanner first? There's no telling whose stuff has been dragged over it."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"Working with high net worth clients can bring its own challenges."

"I keep asking you for ideas, Hibblemeyer, and you keep drawing blanks."

"I live in the Brooklyn arrondissement."

"Take me to your tailor."

Let's try to get a different sponsor next year.

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.