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"You're not going out wearing that tie with that shirt are you?"

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I make it myself!"

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

Wine tasting

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"House red, sir?"

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

Prosecco Drinker

That suit of yours is pretty appalling.

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"It's an unpretentious little wine!"

"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

Gallery Guide

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."