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"You're not going out wearing that tie with that shirt are you?"

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"I make it myself!"

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

Listen, just because he's moving from fiction to literature doesn't mean he's better than us.

Wine tasting

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"House red, sir?"

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"I had no idea Dom Perignon came with a screw top."

Prosecco Drinker

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight."

That suit of yours is pretty appalling.

"It's an unpretentious little wine!"

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

Gallery Guide

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."