Snobby Chic Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"To think a daughter of mine gets caught shoplifting cheap cosmetics. What have I taught you? Go for luxury brands."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

The Mummy's Purse...

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

That suit of yours is pretty appalling.

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

Wearing all black

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

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"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

How to dress for a Skype meeting when you work from home

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

'I wouldn't be seen dead in a cardboard coffin!'

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

"And to think I just went shopping to buy a box of hairpins!"

"There but for the grace of God, go our children."