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"Don't use that card, it clashes with your tie"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Choosing What To Wear.

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"It's dress down day!"

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

That suit of yours is pretty appalling.

Shopping Torture

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

Too Much?

Shoe Whore

"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

A Woman's Conquests.

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."