Fashion Snob Gifts

"Don't use that card, it clashes with your tie"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Choosing What To Wear.

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"It's dress down day!"

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

A Woman's Conquests.

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

Shoe Whore

Too Much?

After deliberating on the topic for weeks, I've decided to grow out my toenails. Why? My mane of hair is lustrous and thick. My musk is overpowering. My muscles, toned. Primal. Sinewy. My chest hair is coifed and glistening. But I can't rest on my laurels. The only way to maximize my animal magnetism at this point is to grow talons. I'm a victim of my success. And here I was worried about world peace.

That suit of yours is pretty appalling.

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'

"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

Shopping Torture