Fashion-unsavvy Gifts

'...I knew I shouldn't have worn this tie!'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

"What's my collar size?"

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

That suit of yours is pretty appalling.

"No no no! Stripes are soooo half-past four!"

How to dress for forty below...if you're over forty, or under twenty.

My tailor can't seem to accept the fact that I've grown as a person.

"How weird is it?"

"A lacklustre style got me where I am, and a lacklustre style is going to keep me here."

"Wise up. You and me do not make a ferret craze."

"Don't use that card, it clashes with your tie"

'I'd rather be wearing a plain white t-shirt.'

Three Unwise Men

'Everything checks out ok, Mrs. Winslow, except your clothes.'

'You say that 35,- is too much for this ugly shirt? Okay, just give me 20 bucks and I'll keep the bloody thing!'

Her man-repellent jumper was delightfully effective.

Men's wear, guy hiding under rack.

"You're all confused again Edith. This is a SWEATER shop!"

"You're not going out wearing that tie with that shirt are you?"

Men wearing loud shirts are the first loaded onto airplane.

"Is it true that cures the coronavirus?"

'When will you learn, you can't buy a suit off the rack?'

'Perhaps I should rethink this whole Iron Man look!'

The disaster that is crotchless beekeeping outfits...

'Pssst. Does my bum look big in this?'

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