Fashionably Confused Gifts

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Philosophers studying meta-physical chemistry.

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

"With all the tech handy, there's really no reason to be late, lost or out of style."

How to dress for forty below...if you're over forty, or under twenty.

"A lacklustre style got me where I am, and a lacklustre style is going to keep me here."

'I didn't get the job. They said I've not got enough determination.'

"Sorry, I'm late but my mother couldn't make up her mind what I should wear here."

"Wise up. You and me do not make a ferret craze."

The fit was fine but Latona was unsatisfied with the colour

'I was demoted and they're making me wear this hair shirt.'

"Hello. I'm the bluebird of good taste and I seem to be lost."

Three Unwise Men

"Why would a gorgeous young thing like you wanna look fifty, darling?"

"I didn't know it was casual wing day."

Lingerie store

"I said, you missed a belt loop."

Men's wear, guy hiding under rack.

'Everything checks out ok, Mrs. Winslow, except your clothes.'

'You say that 35,- is too much for this ugly shirt? Okay, just give me 20 bucks and I'll keep the bloody thing!'

"I told you leaving that clip-on tie was a mistake."

"Is it true that cures the coronavirus?"

"I'm wearing one....under the woolen pullover!"

'Thanks for pointing out that I'm wearing odd shoes but don't worry, I have another pair at home just like them...'

Fashion Don'ts Support Group.

Christmas phone gloves

It was eleven o'clock before he realized he'd worn his wife's pants to work.

'Pssst. Does my bum look big in this?'