Fashionably Misguided Gifts

Three Unwise Men

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

"What do you recommend for yellow teeth?"

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

"No no no! Stripes are soooo half-past four!"

How to dress for forty below...if you're over forty, or under twenty.

Guess what pants I'm wearing on this Zoom call.

"Sorry, I'm late but my mother couldn't make up her mind what I should wear here."

"A lacklustre style got me where I am, and a lacklustre style is going to keep me here."

"Wise up. You and me do not make a ferret craze."

'I was demoted and they're making me wear this hair shirt.'

The fit was fine but Latona was unsatisfied with the colour

Cow Piercing.

"Hello. I'm the bluebird of good taste and I seem to be lost."

"I didn't know it was casual wing day."

"I said, you missed a belt loop."

Men wearing loud shirts are the first loaded onto airplane.

"Fenton, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling."

'You say that 35,- is too much for this ugly shirt? Okay, just give me 20 bucks and I'll keep the bloody thing!'

Bean Boots

'Everything checks out ok, Mrs. Winslow, except your clothes.'

Men's wear, guy hiding under rack.

"I told you leaving that clip-on tie was a mistake."

"Is it true that cures the coronavirus?"

This just in

'Perhaps I should rethink this whole Iron Man look!'