Fashionably Misguided Prints

Three Unwise Men

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"What do you recommend for yellow teeth?"

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

"No no no! Stripes are soooo half-past four!"

How to dress for forty below...if you're over forty, or under twenty.

"Wise up. You and me do not make a ferret craze."

"A lacklustre style got me where I am, and a lacklustre style is going to keep me here."

"Sorry, I'm late but my mother couldn't make up her mind what I should wear here."

'I was demoted and they're making me wear this hair shirt.'

The fit was fine but Latona was unsatisfied with the colour

"Hello. I'm the bluebird of good taste and I seem to be lost."

Cow Piercing.

"Fenton, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling."

Men wearing loud shirts are the first loaded onto airplane.

Men's wear, guy hiding under rack.

'Everything checks out ok, Mrs. Winslow, except your clothes.'

'You say that 35,- is too much for this ugly shirt? Okay, just give me 20 bucks and I'll keep the bloody thing!'

"I told you leaving that clip-on tie was a mistake."

"I didn't know it was casual wing day."

"I said, you missed a belt loop."

Bean Boots

"Is it true that cures the coronavirus?"

'Thanks for pointing out that I'm wearing odd shoes but don't worry, I have another pair at home just like them...'

'Perhaps I should rethink this whole Iron Man look!'