Fashion Fiasco Enthusiasts Prints

"Hello. I'm the bluebird of good taste and I seem to be lost."

"I told you leaving that clip-on tie was a mistake."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

The Return Of The Minipants

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

Fifty Gallon Head.

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"You might consider new socks as well."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"What? I slept seven months."

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

"I couldn't find my other wig."

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

'When we said 'One size fits all' we didn't mean all at the same time.'

Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.