Fashion Mischief-maker Prints

"What do you recommend for yellow teeth?"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"1-1"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'I love wearing my little black number.'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

The wife made it. Why?

No Pants No Service?

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'It's the sixties, they want their shirt back!'

'All right, who broketh the window!'

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

"Great, I just made my last mortgage payment!"

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"I'm ditching my tailor. He just can't grasp the concept of a double breasted suit."

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."

'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'

"So where's the baby cheeses we heard so much about?"