Fashion Mischief-maker Gifts

"What do you recommend for yellow teeth?"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"1-1"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'I love wearing my little black number.'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

'It's the sixties, they want their shirt back!'

The wife made it. Why?

No Pants No Service?

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'All right, who broketh the window!'

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

"Great, I just made my last mortgage payment!"

"I'm ditching my tailor. He just can't grasp the concept of a double breasted suit."

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."

Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'