Sartorial Snob Gifts

Looking for a gift for the sartorial snob in your life? Celebrate their impeccable taste with playful and clever products that juxtapose high fashion with a fun twist. Whether they adore bespoke tailoring or have a wardrobe to envy, find something that suits their refined yet witty style. Our collection of stylish mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints features designs perfect for those who appreciate the finer things—and aren’t afraid to poke a little fun at their fashion obsession.

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"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket." mockup

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

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That suit of yours is pretty appalling. mockup

That suit of yours is pretty appalling.

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"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys." mockup

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

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"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making." mockup

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

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'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.' mockup

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

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Man in a Tuxedo

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'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.' mockup

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

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Phone Mittens

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"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement." mockup

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

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"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble." mockup

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

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Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore mockup

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

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"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight."

"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight." mockup

"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight."

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"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

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"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."

"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve." mockup

"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."

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Gallery Guide

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Butterfly Bow-tie.

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'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.' mockup

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

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"Does this shirt make me look gay?" mockup

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

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"Apparently, he's well over 100 now." mockup

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

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"It's one of my early works from before I could afford paint."

"It's one of my early works from before I could afford paint." mockup

"It's one of my early works from before I could afford paint."

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"You've hung this picture upside down!!"

"You've hung this picture upside down!!" mockup

"You've hung this picture upside down!!"

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'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .' mockup

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

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'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.' mockup

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

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"Working with high net worth clients can bring its own challenges."

"Working with high net worth clients can bring its own challenges." mockup

"Working with high net worth clients can bring its own challenges."

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"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro." mockup

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

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"Mind wiping that scanner first? There's no telling whose stuff has been dragged over it."

"Mind wiping that scanner first? There's no telling whose stuff has been dragged over it." mockup

"Mind wiping that scanner first? There's no telling whose stuff has been dragged over it."

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"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class." mockup

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

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"I keep asking you for ideas, Hibblemeyer, and you keep drawing blanks."

"I keep asking you for ideas, Hibblemeyer, and you keep drawing blanks." mockup

"I keep asking you for ideas, Hibblemeyer, and you keep drawing blanks."

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"Yes, I'm sure it looked cute and clean, but I would sooner starve to death than eat lunch in a place called Jennifer's Biscuit."

"Yes, I'm sure it looked cute and clean, but I would sooner starve to death than eat lunch in a place called Jennifer's Biscuit." mockup

"Yes, I'm sure it looked cute and clean, but I would sooner starve to death than eat lunch in a place called Jennifer's Biscuit."

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"I live in the Brooklyn arrondissement."

"I live in the Brooklyn arrondissement." mockup

"I live in the Brooklyn arrondissement."

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"Take me to your tailor."

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Let's try to get a different sponsor next year.

Let's try to get a different sponsor next year. mockup

Let's try to get a different sponsor next year.

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"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile." mockup

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

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'It is you, sir, but that isn't what we're after, is it?'

'It is you, sir, but that isn't what we're after, is it?' mockup

'It is you, sir, but that isn't what we're after, is it?'

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The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over. mockup

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

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Sartorial Snob Gifts Collection

Sartorial Snob Mugs

Explore more stylish and witty mugs perfect for fashion enthusiasts and sartorial snobs alike.

Sartorial Snob Pillows

Discover more chic and humorous pillows to add personality to their living space.

Sartorial Snob Prints

Browse our selection of fashion-inspired prints that the sartorial snob will love for their space or wardrobe.

Sartorial Snob T-Shirts

Find more clever and fashionable t-shirts to elevate any wardrobe and showcase their unique style.