Sneaky Sartorialist Gifts

Clancy:Shirt for Every Day

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

"That shirt is so last year."

Punkins

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

Phone Mittens

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Man in a Tuxedo

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

In Disguise.

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

Satan

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

Furtive Milking

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

'It's the simple things.'

That suit of yours is pretty appalling.

'Never underestimate my ability to slink'