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Clancy:Shirt for Every Day

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

"That shirt is so last year."

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Phone Mittens

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Man in a Tuxedo

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

In Disguise.

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

That suit of yours is pretty appalling.

Furtive Milking

'It's the simple things.'

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Satan

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."