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Water station.

Painting taking root...

Crab with a clown face.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Danger Slow Sand.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

A dream of consequence

'Are we having fun yet?'

Ink Eraser

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"

'Dali'

Fingers

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

"We ran into a marathon."

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

Annual pursuit of free agents in the off-season.

"Oh, and I've started seeing a therapist."

When artists have day jobs.

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

Fall Classic. You're way too literal, Ernie.

"It's my family! They're free-floating in a panel with no border!"

'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...'

'Mom!!'

Kafka at his typewriter

"He's exercising his right to be wrong."

Racing to Hell

Sleeping man leaves rest room.

"The hard part was pulling my head off the wall and reattaching it to my body."

Followed by a cactus...

Alice in Wonderland: Flamingo Croquet.