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2 Live J. Crew

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'She's so put together!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Cat Tie

Men's business romper.

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Dog Dressed to Eat

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Queen of Upcycling!

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Keeping warm.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."