Clothing Design Mugs

Hip For Spring - Six Great Looks for Men

'High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.'

Sheer Fashion

"I'm afraid your entire wardrobe is infected with the deadly paisley virus."

Vivienne Westwood

"Got anything in a smaller check?"

"Do you have one with a buckle that swashes?"

The Island of Misfit Pants

Fashion week

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

Interesting, but not quite Lady Gaga.

Utility Chic.

'Have you got one with smaller spots?'

'Do you think this dress does enough to point out my bust?'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'What about trying this on for size?'

"I only get high off high fashion."

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'She's so put together!'

Cat Tie

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"