Unique Beauty Pillows

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

The adoration of the gels.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Bad fake tan day.

Spa

"I gotta be me!"

Bad hair day!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Dragon Hair-dryer.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Lesser known greek gods,

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Shampoo.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"Too much concealer?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Dating is so expensive...

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Have you no common scents?!'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"I don't like your application."