Unique Fashion Pillows

Henry put it on at a party - he liked it so much he's been wearing it ever since.

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Advocado

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Things are looking up!"

"Underweird bras."

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

Flower tribute

'It's my feature wall.'

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

'In my day, son, men didn't have rings through their noses until after they were married.'

"Well, it works for Susan Sontag."

'I don't rate black lipstick - liquorice is less messy and more flavoursome.'

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

'Elton, I'm in a bind. The dry cleaners lost my clothes. Do you have a red velvet suit I could borrow?'

The coolest thing you can do is be yourself

Failed business ventures.

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

'Look, McTavish - The rest of us wear SAFFRON robes!'

"Have you got anything that doesn't look like a pressure gauge from the Titanic?"

Penguin in a swimming costume.

"Yes, but am I obsessed with those shoes for the wrong reasons?!"

Bob tries, unsuccessfully, to wear the world as a loose garment.

Lemming Suicide Hotline.

"I used to hate the idea of facial hair - but then it grew on me..."

"Our grey wedding dress is quite a smash with young women who have learned to say goodbye to unrealistic expectations."

Goth Concerns: "I dunno, guys. lately things have been going really well for me. I can't think of a single reason to be unhappy."

"To be honest, I thought anarchy would be a lot more fun than it is."