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"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

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'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Georgian head-dress

It bag and no knickers!

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Easter Bonnet

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"If they fit, we can return them."

Hospital gown pageant.

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."