Little Artist Supporter Gifts

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

My First Camera

Interior design trends for parents....

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Happy Turkey Day!

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Pediatrics: Anatomy

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

"All of the art work is for sale."

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

"Crayons again?"

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."