Artsy Creator Gifts

Wildlife crafts

The Origami Society...

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

High School Schedule

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'It's my main decorating motif.'

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Lovers dressed as pears

Artist Painting Dollar.

Mozart eating noodles.

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

'My first tattoo...'

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

Hieroglyph stamps.

Steam of Consciousness

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

'You don't get it? My wife and the kids don't get it, too. . . I don't even get it myself. . . That means it must be art!!'

'She must have been a teacher.'

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

"Numerous complaints have led school officials to investigate this popular teacher for encouraging students to pursue degrees in the humanities."

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"