Artsy Creator Gifts

Wildlife crafts

The Origami Society...

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

High School Schedule

'It's my main decorating motif.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

'Mind if I join you?'

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

Lovers dressed as pears

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Artist Painting Dollar.

Mozart eating noodles.

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

Operation Tattoo

Hieroglyph stamps.

'And if you run out of macaroni Cheerios!!'

'My first tattoo...'

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

Steam of Consciousness

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

'It always looks that way. I'm cartoonist.'

'She must have been a teacher.'

"Numerous complaints have led school officials to investigate this popular teacher for encouraging students to pursue degrees in the humanities."

'You don't get it? My wife and the kids don't get it, too. . . I don't even get it myself. . . That means it must be art!!'