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"I don't see the Whitney, but Mary Boone will send you a Christmas card."

Guitarist

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Mikado

Large, wrinkly

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Beware of the frog"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'Cartoonist thinking'

Egyptian Football

'It's my main decorating motif.'

"Outré or simply bad?"

Fly Artist

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Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

Lovers dressed as pears

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

"Gesundheit."

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

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"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

When lice dream.