Artsy Allure Gifts

"I don't see the Whitney, but Mary Boone will send you a Christmas card."

Guitarist

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Mikado

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Large, wrinkly

Still Life With Nordic Track

"Beware of the frog"

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Egyptian Football

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'Cartoonist thinking'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Outré or simply bad?"

Fly Artist

'It's my main decorating motif.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

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A fish swimming with an umbrella.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

Lovers dressed as pears

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

"Gesundheit."

When lice dream.

Ether Island