Artsy Intellect Prints

"What next?"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

High School Schedule

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

'It's my main decorating motif.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

Lovers dressed as pears

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

Artist Painting Dollar.

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

The High School of Music and Art and Economics

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

"If I were writing fulltime, I'd have three unpublished novels by now."

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

Steam of Consciousness

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

'She must have been a teacher.'

Primavera (Spring)

"Numerous complaints have led school officials to investigate this popular teacher for encouraging students to pursue degrees in the humanities."

'You should've expected this when you told them to draw pictures of vanishing breeds.'

'I suppose we should join the dots.'

'What School Are You?'

"If you're such a good artist how I come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?"