Artsy Eccentric Pillows

Drunk artist paints pink elephant.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Guitarist

Newt sale

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Outré or simply bad?"

Gustav Holst

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Gesundheit."

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Billie Eilish caricature

Rhino Art

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

Pavement Art.

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the Little Mermaid."

Rainy Day, Boredom

"I don't know art but I know what I like and I like it."

Young affection

'Abstract painting.'

A Macaroni in 1773

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.