Builder's Muse Gifts

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

Super Duper Toll Road Under Construction

Rocking horse

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"First snowman?"

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Building giant sand pies.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Building a company.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'I hope it;s an express.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Witch Hardware

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

A Salmon Lie

Irvine Welsh

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

I told you the King wasn't ready for irony!

Woody Allen

'Nice model but it will also entice every deer in the forest.'

'There's a strong minimalist influence in this artist's work.' 'Good! The less there is of it, the better.'

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

Brancusi.

'Perhaps it's not a good idea to build skyscrapers that reach this far up.'

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

Unfinished Furniture.

"You'll have to excuse the president. He misses his old days at the construction site."

"Takes all sorts to build a house like that."

Man missing giant shoe, which has been set up as a house.

Build it, and they will sue.

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'