Woodworker's Muse Gifts

Unfinished Furniture.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Lovely dovetail."

D.I.Y

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Luthier

"Most projects require three hands."

Nick Offerman

Board Meeting

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

Uranium, heavy water? Where on the web did you say you got the plans for this birdhouse?

Naked Furniture

"Bob's a tool belt."

Matador Holds Up Wooden Board For Woodpecker

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy