Tree Carver's Muse Gifts

I love me.

Monkey-artist

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

Ozone layer claims another victim.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

Camouflage Unit

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Pinochio's Computer

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

William and Real Estate

'It's very nice, dear, but it's still not as lovely as a tree.'

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

Welcome to Kew Gardens

Changing house name.

"Yes, I did mention that I wanted a big Christmas tree. However, I doubt that will fit in our home."

Unfinished Furniture.

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

"That is so adorable. The tree is hugging you back!"

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

'Elm and oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

"I haven't slept well since you pointed out that these modeling sessions are a form of betrayal."

"These beavers are getting creative. . !"