Mythical Tree Enthusiast Gifts

'If these coins take root Sid, money really will grow on trees!'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Stop and Birch

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Tree Squirrel

Spring in Japan.

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

No tree hugging.

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"I thought you could help me get a jump on things again this year."

'Your transplant went OK, but you'll have to get your ears pruned occasionally.'

"When I was a kid? Well...me and your dad would just head out the back door and pick our tree!" "Wow! Grandpa owned a plastics factory!"

Types of Willow Trees: Weeping, Freaked Out, Post-Nap and Super-Toned.

'The owner is motivated.'

'Run Forest, Run!'

'The teeth! Check the teeth! You're thinking of trees.'

Immature Forest

'Here's a nice one, 'The Oaks', but where are the oaks?'

'You wait until I'm bigger...'

Two Trees Discuss Politics 'It'd be nice to someday see a tree in the Oval Office. You know, other than as furniture.'

"Cut me off when I start to sway."

Christmas tree restraining order.