Tree-hugging Adventurer Gifts

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Where the wild things were."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Monkey-artist

'I mean...'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

School trip little porters.

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"I'm not really sure what is weirder: that that bear did not maul us, or that he did hug us..."

The Four Horsemen of Trees: Beavers, Hammocks, Bugs, Unpainted Furniture.

Caution Dry Rot

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no-one hears it.".... "Then your illegal logging business is a success."

Finding Bigfoot

Atomic Bear: Part 2

An old lady Kitesurfing

Sadly, the few who actually checked their e-mail, were too out of shape to run.

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

"Love your new tattoo."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'If we can keep him at bay until winter, he'll have to hibernate.'

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

"I love trees."

Best Pals

"I want to make a booking for 7:30, table for two, preferably cedar."

"I've lived among them my entire life, and I can tell you, 'fetch,' 'roll over,' 'sit,' 'stay,' and 'bad dog,' is the extent of their vocabulary."

Man cutting a tree using a axe connected to a machine