Tree-climbing Adventurer Gifts

'What's all this I hear about you complaining about climbing down trees you never climbed up, Private?'

"It's hard looking cool when your foot is stuck in a tree."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Monkey-artist

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"Where the wild things were."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'I mean...'

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

Childhood

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

"It's called being preemptive."

An old lady Kitesurfing

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Other Fiction

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

Best Pals

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

Child breaks fish bowl whilst playing with toy rocket

'Look Mummy, I'm a shark!'

Children's Spirit Slips Out at Night.

Chattanooga choo choo

'Cool! You made chocolate covered ants.'

'I think we'll have to call the fire brigade again.'

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

Seriously? Boom! Pow, pow, pow!