Tree-hugging Wanderer Gifts

'I mean...'

Monkey-artist

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no-one hears it.".... "Then your illegal logging business is a success."

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

I'm going to tell you what I tell all my patients: Take more walks, get more sleep, and it wouldn't hurt to yell at the mail courier once in a while.

"Love your new tattoo."

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

"I love trees."

How to deal with weeds

Cactus Huggers

"It's so nice to be stressed about work outside for a change."

Fake ecologist

"He's my relative from Hawaii."

Out Of Order

Nature girl.

"It's hard looking cool when your foot is stuck in a tree."

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

"You're not hugging back! Is there something you want to tell me?"

George was an expert worm trainer!

"It started as a little harmless tree-hugging and sort of grew from there."

YEP, YOU'RE LOST,

Tree Huggers who don't know when to let go...