Tree Hugging Gifts

Tree Huggers who don't know when to let go...

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

George was an expert worm trainer!

"I love trees."

"Hey, you!"

"You're not hugging back! Is there something you want to tell me?"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Wildlife

Deforestation.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Nature versus commerce.

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Smokey The Tree"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Bubble gum leaves

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Koalas when no one's looking"

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Mother Nature