Tree-hugging Trailblazer Gifts

Monkey-artist

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'I mean...'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no-one hears it.".... "Then your illegal logging business is a success."

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

"I love trees."

'Have you ever had that creepy feeling that you're being followed?'

Toad roadkill.

"One day, Dad, can I go backpacking?"

Out Of Order

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

Fake ecologist

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

"You're not hugging back! Is there something you want to tell me?"

George was an expert worm trainer!

"It's hard looking cool when your foot is stuck in a tree."

"It started as a little harmless tree-hugging and sort of grew from there."

"Looks like you're not the only one wearing impractical shoes in the woods."

Tree Huggers who don't know when to let go...

'It's easier on the back because the weight is distributed evenly. You should try it sometime.'

"Let's surprise Mom with ANOTHER Christmas tree!"

Mom hiking carries her child and a rat carries it's children on it's back.

You pines should get rid of the needles --- those things are ridiculous! You're still wearing all green --- nobody with any style wears all green in autumn! My colors are their peak! People come from miles around to see me! My limbs are bare, but it the spring I'll get a new wardrobe, and you'll be wearing the same old thin! That guy "leaves" but he never goes away! (Published originally on October 16, 2011.)

'Hey, Master's bought a Bonzai-tree: Maybe you'll be able to climb that type of tree!'