Tree-hugging Trailblazer T-Shirts

Monkey-artist

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'I mean...'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no-one hears it.".... "Then your illegal logging business is a success."

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

"I love trees."

'Have you ever had that creepy feeling that you're being followed?'

Toad roadkill.

"One day, Dad, can I go backpacking?"

Out Of Order

Fake ecologist

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'

George was an expert worm trainer!

"It started as a little harmless tree-hugging and sort of grew from there."

"It's hard looking cool when your foot is stuck in a tree."

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

"Looks like you're not the only one wearing impractical shoes in the woods."

Mom hiking carries her child and a rat carries it's children on it's back.

'Hey, Master's bought a Bonzai-tree: Maybe you'll be able to climb that type of tree!'

Tree surgery.

"Let's surprise Mom with ANOTHER Christmas tree!"