Whimsical Woodworker Gifts

Oh, good - Looks like the doctor's in.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Lovely dovetail."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"Most projects require three hands."

Nick Offerman

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

Board Meeting

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

Naked Furniture

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

Matador Holds Up Wooden Board For Woodpecker

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.