Whimsical Woodworker Pillows

Oh, good - Looks like the doctor's in.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Lovely dovetail."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"Most projects require three hands."

Whittlers Mother

Nick Offerman

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

Board Meeting

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Naked Furniture

Matador Holds Up Wooden Board For Woodpecker

D.I.Y SUCKS!

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy