Woodworker's Humor Pillows

"By the time I knocked all the rough edges off I had nothing left."

"Oh my god, I'm board!"

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Lovely dovetail."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'Green Peace'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"Most projects require three hands."

Whittlers Mother

Nick Offerman

Board Meeting

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Naked Furniture

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

D.I.Y SUCKS!

"Bob's a tool belt."

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Matador Holds Up Wooden Board For Woodpecker

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Uranium, heavy water? Where on the web did you say you got the plans for this birdhouse?

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.