Perfume Sampling Gifts

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Men's fragrances...

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Some scents are nonsense.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"The antidote is $150."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

Old Book Smell

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Overpowering perfume

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

Flower sniffer