Perfume Sampling Gifts

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Men's fragrances...

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Some scents are nonsense.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"The antidote is $150."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Overpowering perfume

Flower sniffer

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."