Spirit Traveler T-Shirts

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Carefree luggage.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Home depot."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Unguided imagery

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'You must heal yourself.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'