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'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Is there anybody there?"

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

The experienced backpacker.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Travelling

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Introducing Piza Island.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You must heal yourself.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Airport

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Christian and Born again Christian...

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.